SW Mad Libs

These are so awesome...you bloggers are too funny! I inserted each contributor's answers right into the story (a child's letter to Wampa Claws) so you can easily read each in context. Enjoy, my Forceful friends!


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good starship this year. I have been a green student at the Blue Milk Academy and even helped my auntie with the planets after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even propositioned! Because I have been so manly, can I please have a new lightsaber for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Luke and learn all of his handsome secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a landspeeder? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my left pinky finger you will bring me all of these hairy presents and put them in my pants on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the most glowing BFD yet!

Love,
GalacticBabe


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good lightsaber this year. I have been a big student at the Bantha Poodoo Academy and even helped my auntie with the ducks after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even flew! Because I have been so scruffy-looking, can I please have a new starship for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Padmeand learn all of her beautiful secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a thermal detonator? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my legyou will bring me all of these evil presents and put them in my underpants on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the craziest BFD yet!

Love,
Jedi_iain


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good lightsaber this year. I have been a slimy student at the Tunic Academy and even helped my auntie with the training droids after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even sensed! Because I have been so steamy, can I please have a new planet for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Jabba the Hutt and learn all of his pale secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a starfighter? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my hand you will bring me all of these hard presents and put them in my armor on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the smartest BFD yet!

Love,
MO2YP



Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good meerkat this year. I have been a sloppy student at the Sandcrawler Academy and even helped my auntie with the marshmallows after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even sprained! Because I have been so angry, can I please have a new feather duster for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on R2D2 and learn all of his moist secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a mouse trap? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my nostril you will bring me all of these furtive presents and put them in my thong on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the most salacious BFD yet!

Love,
Nob01


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good space ship this year. I have been a luminous student at the Princess Academy and even helped my auntie with the lightsabers after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even darted! Because I have been so breathtaking, can I please have a new droid for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Luke Skywalker and learn all of his slithering secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a cantina? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my left arm you will bring me all of these gargantuan presents and put them in my ceremonial robes on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the most aquamarine BFD yet!

Love,
Jedi Melinda


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good scoundrel this year. I have been a dreamy student at the Ventilator Shaft Academy and even helped my auntie with the droids after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even slid! Because I have been so hairy, can I please have a new Wookiee for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Han Solo and learn all of his gorgeous secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a hydrospanner? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my chest you will bring me all of these tough presents and put them in my pants on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the most suave BFD yet!

Love,
Hansgirl


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good stapler this year. I have been a windy student at the Vodka Academy and even helped my auntie with the employees after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even yawned! Because I have been so shiny, can I please have a new tree for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Stephen Colbert and learn all of his purple secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a firefly? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my neck you will bring me all of these beefy presents and put them in my leg warmers on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the moistest BFD yet!

Love,
Kenobi-Fan


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good present this year. I have been a wooly student at the Comlink Academy and even helped my auntie with the Jedi robes after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even pretended! Because I have been so starry, can I please have a new japor snippet for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on a bantha and learn all of his hunky secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me a temple? I have wanted one my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my earlobe you will bring me all of these abnoxious presents and put them in my missing left sock on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the whiniest BFD yet!

Love,
GalacticBabe (again, hehe!)


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good sock this year. I have been a hairy student at the Bith Academy and even helped my auntie with the cards after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even opened! Because I have been so holy, can I please have a new clue for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Jar-Jar and learn all of his scary secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me some fireworks? I have wanted some my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my nostril you will bring me all of these dark presents and put them in my flip flop on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the most electronic BFD yet!

Love,
Merryman-Lyon


Dear Wampa Claws,

I have been a very good floor this year. I have been an intense student at the Blue Academy and even helped my auntie with the eyes after dinner. That wasn't fun, but I never even gazed! Because I have been so powerful, can I please have a new man for Balanced Force Day? I would also like some equipment so I can spy on Anakin and learn all of his waivy secrets. Oh, and can you also bring me some hair? I have wanted some my whole life! Wampa Claws, I know deep down in my mechanical hand you will bring me all of these soft presents and put them in my Jedi robe on Balanced Force Day. I have a feeling this is going to be the steamiest BFD yet!

Love,
Padmeskywalker77


THANKS to all who participated!!! I got a number of good laughs out of these and I hope you did too!