Happy HANukkah!

*disclaimer* Again, this in NO WAY is meant to degrade Hanukkah and all its wonderful traditions. I have a great respect for this holiday!

OK, with that said...these are for YOU, Hansgirl! Enjoy!!!

I HAVE A LITTLE FALCON

I have a little Falcon
I fixed her up myself
The hyperdrive is really fast
See the trophies on the shelf?

Oh, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon
I fixed her on my own
The hyperdrive is really fast
Her records are well known!

She has no lovely body
But I don’t mind at all
She’s got it where it counts, you know
And Leia’s hot, if you recall

(Chorus)

My Falcon’s sometimes moody
But the problems aren’t that bad
Still, if you ever fly her
You might just go to PLAID

(Chorus


I’LL BE HOME FOR LIFE DAY (Sung by Chewie)

I’ll be home for Life Day
You can count on me
Please have stew, and “Bantha Surprise” too
And presents up in a tree

Life Day Eve may find me
Caught in Imperial fire
But I’ll be home for Life Day
‘Cause Han is one great flyer

(And he’s super hot!! But that didn’t fit in the song…)


And this one (sung by Han while on Hoth!) was sent my way by the amazing Rogueish:

LET IT SNOW

Oh the Tauntaun smell is frightful
But Princess, you look so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
'Cause the death mark on me is so shocking
I wish you and I could just, you know
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate patrolling out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

I'll pay Jabba or I'll be dying
And my dear, that's why I'm goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!


Brilliant! Happy HANukkah!