BFD Caroling Party

*I'm going to be safe and put these disclaimers everywhere* I love and respect Christmas. These parodies are just for fun and are in no way meant to offend or disrespect! Thanks for understanding!

HAPPY BALANCED FORCE DAY EVERYBODY!!!! Here are some little ditties I discovered floating around in various GFFA archives. If you are reading this, you have to PROMISE me you'll sing along. Promise? Seriously, sing along!

O LITTLE TOWN OF CORUSCANT

O little town of Coruscant
How high we see thee rise!
Within thy streets and past good eats
A billion transports go by
Yet in thy temple rageth
The once-great Jedi Knight
Though all seems sad, this troubled dad
Will one day see the Light


THE 12 DAYS OF BALANCED FORCE
(Yep, you have to start at the beginning and sing the WHOLE thing!)

On the first day of Balanced Force my Jedi gave to me

A moon full of Death Star debris

2 toasted Sith
3 Force-ghosts
4 Bothan spies
5 Goldenrods!
6 Biths jizz whailin’
7 Mon Cals swimming
8 Scoundrels smuggling
9 Twi’leks dancing
10 Ewoks annoying
11 Moffs a-blasting
12 Rebels a-cheering


O COME, ALL YE FORCEFUL

O come, all ye Forceful,
Wayward and rebellious
O come ye, o come ye to Endor’s moon
Come, plot against him:
Evil, Sithy Palpatine

O come let us destroy him,
O come let us destroy him,
O come let us destroy him,
Palps the Sith

Sing tribes of Ewoks
Sing in celebration
O sing, all ye furry creatures up in the trees
Yub nub, yub nu-ub
Yub nub yub nub, yu-ub nub

O come let us destroy him,
O come let us destroy him,
O come let us destroy him,
Palps the Sith

Vader, we greet thee
Re-born this happy evening
Luke, to thee be all credit giv’n
Annie, your father,
Now a Force-ghost appearing

O come let us destroy him,
O come let us destroy him,
O come let us destroy him,
Palps the Sith


PALPY THE SITHMAN

Palpy the sithman
Was a miserable soul
With a wrinkled face and some yellow eyes
And a smile for when heads roll

Palpy the sithman
Wouldn’t stand for Rebels few
When they became irate, he’d retaliate
With a Death Star weapon or two

There must have been some Dark Side in his midicholrians
But who’d have thought Vader’s stork had brought
A set of Jedi twins?

Palpy the sithman
Was alive as he could be
Though his ugly face (thanks be to Mace)
Looked worse than death to me

Mwuahaha ha ha
Mwuahaha ha ha
Look at Palpy go!
Zippity zap zop
Zippity zap zop
Shooting his lightning so!

Palpy the sithman
Knew the Rebels were mad that day
So he said, “Hey Luke,
Look what I can nuke!
Go ahead and fire away.”

Thank the Maker there was short help on that Endorian Moon
And when Vader turned back to the Light,
Palps was singin’ a different choon

Palpy the sithman
Wasn’t nice, even when he laughed
And it was no myth,
He was full of Sith
‘Til he finally got the shaft!


Yay! Thanks for singing with me! (You better go drink some water...)