BFD 08 MAD LIBS!

Dear Auntie Leia,

I want to thank you for sending me the driven BFD present. I never had a Naboo before! I can use it to repair all my drivers. It will also keep my leg warm if we have any silly weather here on Hoth. I really like the school bus you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 88 credits. All of the other younglings around here have gross droids, but now mine is the only one that has 4 different swimmers. It will help me with my bloody studies at the academy and I know I will get more walkers this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come see your sandwich when I visit next season!

Your sticky niece,

Leia 19886


Dear Uncle Darth Vader,

I want to thank you for sending me the evil BFD present. I never had any blue milk before! I can use it to repair all my moisture vaporators. It will also keep my arm warm if we have any scruffy-looking weather here on Hoth. I really like the cantina you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 66 credits. All of the other younglings around here have bright droids, but now mine is the only one that has 2 different blasters. It will help me with my tall studies at the academy and I know I will get more planets this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come to your starship for a visit next season!

Your tiny niece,

ewan&haydenfan5


Dear Uncle Luke Skywalker,

I want to thank you for sending me the stately BFD present. I never had a mission before! I can use it to repair all my communiqués. It will also keep my liver warm if we have any stoic weather here on Hoth. I really like the teardrop you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 3 credits. All of the other younglings around here have misconstrued droids, but now mine is the only one that has 17 different leg warmers. It will help me with my disastrous studies at the academy and I know I will get more proton torpedoes this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come see your treatise when I visit next season!

Your euphoric niece,

JediMelindaW


Dear Uncle Obi-Wan,

I want to thank you for sending me the frozen BFD present. I never had a lightsaber before! I can use it to repair all my starships. It will also keep my big toe warm if we have any frothy weather here on Hoth. I really like the dianoga you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 15 credits. All of the other younglings around here have creepy droids, but now mine is the only one that has 2 different blasters. It will help me with my windy studies at the academy and I know I will get more men this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come see your handmaiden when I visit next season!

Your shiny niece,

GalacticBabe


Dear Uncle Bib Fortuna,

I want to thank you for sending me the plump BFD present. I never had a landspeeder before! I can use it to repair all my jawas. It will also keep my dangly bits warm if we have any scarlet weather here on Hoth. I really like the duck you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 42 credits. All of the other younglings around here have mottled droids, but now mine is the only one that has 3 different thermal detonators. It will help me with my moist studies at the academy and I know I will get more ships this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come to your sand for a visit next season!

Your saucy nephew,

Nob01


Dear Uncle Anakin Skywalker,

I want to thank you for sending me the shiny BFD present. I never had a helmet before! I can use it to repair all my ewoks. It will also keep my tongue warm if we have any new weather here on Hoth. I really like the kowakian monkey-lizard you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 42 credits. All of the other younglings around here have blue droids, but now mine is the only one that has 13 different lightsabers. It will help me with my delicious studies at the academy and I know I will get more robes this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come to your Millennium Falcon for a visit next season!

Your fast nephew,

Padaweirdo


Dear Uncle Lobot,

I want to thank you for sending me the sparkly BFD present. I never had a flugelhorn before! I can use it to repair all my nutcrackers. It will also keep my kneecap warm if we have any dazzling weather here on Hoth. I really like the dagger you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 1,138 credits. All of the other younglings around here have effervescent droids, but now mine is the only one that has 77 different pan flutes. It will help me with my aggressive studies at the academy and I know I will get more toilets this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come to your galaxy for a visit next season!

Your putrid nephew,

Sarlacc-Pitt


Dear Uncle Yoda,

I want to thank you for sending me the funny BFD present. I never had a cactus before! I can use it to repair all my eggs. It will also keep my elbow warm if we have any greasy weather here on Hoth. I really like the rock you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 12 credits. All of the other younglings around here have flimsy droids, but now mine is the only one that has 27 different birds. It will help me with my chilly studies at the academy and I know I will get more cubes this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come to your creek for a visit next season!

Your spicy niece,

Gidrea Lightsky


Dear Uncle Bob,

I want to thank you for sending me the sugar-coated BFD present. I never had a microwave before! I can use it to repair all my trees. It will also keep my ear warm if we have any weather here on Hoth. I really like the cat you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 19 credits. All of the other younglings around here have purple droids, but now mine is the only one that has 3.14 different bloggers. It will help me with my springy studies at the academy and I know I will get more houseshoes this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come see your belch when I visit next season!

Your shocking nephew,

usetheforce19


Dear Uncle Anakin,

I want to thank you for sending me the hot BFD present. I never had hockey before! I can use it to repair all my flurries. It will also keep my shoulders warm if we have any squirrelly weather here on Hoth. I really like the mynock you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 31 credits. All of the other younglings around here have festive droids, but now mine is the only one that has 10 different stormtroopers. It will help me with my su-weet studies at the academy and I know I will get more cookies this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come see your kiss when I visit next season!

Your scintillating niece,

amidalooine


Dear Uncle George Lucas,

I want to thank you for sending me the shiny BFD present. I never had a cat before! I can use it to repair all my kitties. It will also keep my belly button warm if we have any pretty weather here on Hoth. I really like the hydrospanner you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 13 credits. All of the other younglings around here have humongous droids, but now mine is the only one that has 42 different pants. It will help me with my junky studies at the academy and I know I will get more cookies this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come see your droid when I visit next season!

Your sparkly niece,

Hansgirl3


Dear Uncle Lobot,

I want to thank you for sending me the slimy BFD present. I never had a bacta tank before! I can use it to repair all my Jedi robes. It will also keep my kneecap warm if we have any magnificent weather here on Hoth. I really like the lightsaber you sent me, too. It must have cost at least 1,927 credits. All of the other younglings around here have gigantic droids, but now mine is the only one that has 35 different pants. It will help me with my robust studies at the academy and I know I will get more buckets this standard year. If I pass the trials, my Jedi Master says I can come to your telephone booth for a visit next season!

Your beautiful nephew,

Darth Hiram