Here they are. The results of this year's MADLIBS! The templates are adapted from the "Christmas Fun MADLIBS" book.
From: gencrs
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD statue on BFD eve. Last year the Senator had a tired party and everyone helped run the tree. Obi-Wan brought tinsel and computers. Mace Windu brought lots of fresh noodles and candy chicken wings. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored bags. Usually about 3.141592654 lights make any BFD tree look complacent. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly wires and little enlightened balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that box is up, you know that the devious BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too rejected to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your book or hang drawers on your pessimist. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Holy Cow!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the foggy things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice calendars to give your chairs and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a printer when they really wanted a button. Here are some talkative gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric slot machine she could use to play her vegetables or clean the screen in the warehouse. If your Jedi Master likes to rest, he could use a new set of switches. Perhaps he would fancy an aqua marine Santa hat for while he is sitting. If you want to get Boss Nass a present, he wants a jacket designed by Suri Cruise. I understand that Han Solo needs some ships to keep his hand warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the keyboard behind the gift that counts.
From: Hansgirl
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD scoundrel on BFD eve. Last year Han Solo had a scruffy-looking party and everyone helped snuggle the tree. Princess Leia brought tinsel and smugglers. R2D2 brought lots of fresh danishes and candy noodles. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored droids. Usually about 13 lights make any BFD tree look slimy. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly jawas and little shiny balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that Firefly is up, you know that the pretty BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too massive to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your Wookiee or hang Ewoks on your docking bay. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Frak!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the stuck-up things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice landspeeders to give your stormtroopers and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a cantina when they really wanted hyperspace. Here are some half-witted gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric nerf-herder she could use to jump her vegetables or clean the planet in the infirmary. If your Jedi Master likes to play, he could use a new set of hydrospanners. Perhaps he would fancy purple jammies for while he is flying. If you want to get Chewbacca a present, he wants pants designed by Harrison Ford. I understand that Luke Skywalker needs some cables to keep his tongue warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the emperor behind the gift that counts.
From: Nobby
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD Bethany on BFD eve. Last year Max Rebo had a slinky party and everyone helped fondle the tree. Figrin D'an brought tinsel and troopers. Sy Snoodles brought lots of fresh deep pan pizzas and candy nerf nuggets. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored Jedi. Usually about 42 lights make any BFD tree look swarthy. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly nunas and little voluptuous balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that coat hanger is up, you know that the lethargic BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too furtive to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your saber or hang flip flops on your microphone. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Bugger!"
From: JadeSabre
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD power converter on BFD eve. Last year Padmé had a gorgeous party and everyone helped fly the tree. Lumpy brought tinsel and podracers. Aayla Secura brought lots of fresh pallies and candy muja fruits. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored pictures. Usually about 1138 lights make any BFD tree look shaggy. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly Banthas and little ornate balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that palace is up, you know that the tasty BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too loud to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your blue milk or hang droids on your hydrospanner. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Blast!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the rusty things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice escape pods to give your X-wings and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a sandcrawler when they really wanted a hut. Here are some slimy gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric mudhole she could use to Force push her vegetables or clean the training remote in the Lars’ kitchen. If your Jedi Master likes to chop, he could use a new set of double-bladed lightsabers. Perhaps he would fancy a purple Jedi robe for while he is sensing. If you want to get Anakin a present, he wants a sash designed by Hayden. I understand that Obi-Wan needs some blasters to keep his lekku warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the padawan braid behind the gift that counts.
From: JediPug
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD base on BFD eve. Last year Luke had a snowy party and everyone helped run the tree. Han Solo brought tinsel and groups. Lando brought lots of fresh noodles and candy cookies. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored transports. Usually about 7 lights make any BFD tree look bright. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly credits and little great balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that trench is up, you know that the small BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too round to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your diner or hang birds on your school. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Duh!"
From: JediMelinda
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD cantina on BFD eve. Last year Luke had a charred party and everyone helped interrogate the tree. Jar Jar Binks brought tinsel and womprats. Qui-Gon Jinn brought lots of fresh Wookiee Cookies and candy Hanburgers. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored Senators. Usually about seven lights make any BFD tree look frozen. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly Ewoks and little primeval balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that mynock is up, you know that the tethered BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too feathered to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your Tosche Station or hang pod racers on your pyre. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Mynocks, Krayt Dragons and Space Slugs! Oh my!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the cramped things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice Gungans to give your stormtroopers and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a Mon Calamari when they really wanted a landspeeder. Here are some velvety gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric shuttle she could use to pummel her vegetables or clean the holocron in Leia’s detention cell. If your Jedi Master likes to cruise, he could use a new set of droids. Perhaps he would fancy a royal blue nightdress for while he is careening. If you want to get Luke a present, he wants a tunic designed by Ray Park. I understand that Admiral Ackbar needs some Eopies to keep his mechanical hand warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the handmaiden behind the gift that counts.
From: Baron Krut Box
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD lollipop on BFD eve. Last year Padmé had a damp party and everyone helped skewer the tree. Han Solo brought tinsel and crowbars. Darth Vader brought lots of fresh sheepheads and candy wampaburgers. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored inhalers. Usually about 1138 lights make any BFD tree look milky. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly balloons and little arguable balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that dictionary is up, you know that the tawdry BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too macabre to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your nebula or hang kites on your rash. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Poodoo!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the precious things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice garlics to give your zombies and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone sadism when they really wanted a ransom. Here are some compelling gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric latrine she could use to moisten her vegetables or clean the fuselage in the kitchen. If your Jedi Master likes to limp, he could use a new set of airplanes. Perhaps he would fancy a crimson kilt for while he is beating. If you want to get Jar Jar a present, he wants a jockstrap designed by Natalie Portman. I understand that Yoda needs some compulsions to keep his spleen warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the infestation behind the gift that counts.
From: Galactic Babe
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD girl on BFD eve. Last year Luke had a hairy party and everyone helped run the tree. R2D2 brought tinsel and landspeeders. Chewbacca brought lots of fresh Yoda cookies and candy blue milk. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored lightsabers. Usually about twelve lights make any BFD tree look plastic. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly plates and little shiny balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that person is up, you know that the open BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too friendly to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your X-Wing or hang boxes on your Santa hat. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Hey!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the cheesy things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice people to give your younglings and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a Wookiee when they really wanted an Ewok. Here are some royal gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric thing she could use to jump her vegetables or clean the robe in the bedroom. If your Jedi Master likes to cook, he could use a new set of parents. Perhaps he would fancy purple underwear for while he is singing. If you want to get Han Solo a present, he wants boots designed by Ewan McGregor. I understand that Yoda needs some Jedi Knights to keep his right elbow warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the table behind the gift that counts.
From: DJ Maul
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD pancake on BFD eve. Last year Jar Jar had a rotund party and everyone helped flutter the tree. Qui-Gon brought tinsel and shoes. Anakin brought lots of fresh eggs and candy bean sprouts. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored bugs. Usually about 66 lights make any BFD tree look smooth. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly leeches and little wet balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that trash is up, you know that the odiferous BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too shiny to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your bilge or hang quarters on your poodoo. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Yippie!"
From: jedi_iain
What to Give for BFD
One of the funky things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice cups to give your hippos and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a blaster when they really wanted a guitar. Here are some intercontinental gift ideas: I bet your aunt would love a new electric tree she could use to fly her vegetables or clean the landspeeder in the meditation chamber. If your Jedi Master likes to open, he could use a new set of crackers. Perhaps he would fancy purple boots for while he is snowing. If you want to get Ki Adi Mundi a present, he wants a cloak designed by Natalie Portman. I understand that Peter Petrelli needs some buckets to keep his eyebrow warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the balloon behind the gift that counts.
From E&HF
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD star ship on BFD eve. Last year Salacious Crumb had a weird party and everyone helped fight the tree. Anakin brought tinsel and blasters. R2 brought lots of fresh apples and candy crackers. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored shoes. Usually about 66 lights make any BFD tree look like a slimy piece of worm-ridden filth. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly chairs and little pretty balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that duck is up, you know that the ugly BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too talented to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your speeder or hang pictures on your pod. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Oh my!"
From: gencrs
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD statue on BFD eve. Last year the Senator had a tired party and everyone helped run the tree. Obi-Wan brought tinsel and computers. Mace Windu brought lots of fresh noodles and candy chicken wings. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored bags. Usually about 3.141592654 lights make any BFD tree look complacent. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly wires and little enlightened balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that box is up, you know that the devious BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too rejected to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your book or hang drawers on your pessimist. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Holy Cow!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the foggy things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice calendars to give your chairs and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a printer when they really wanted a button. Here are some talkative gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric slot machine she could use to play her vegetables or clean the screen in the warehouse. If your Jedi Master likes to rest, he could use a new set of switches. Perhaps he would fancy an aqua marine Santa hat for while he is sitting. If you want to get Boss Nass a present, he wants a jacket designed by Suri Cruise. I understand that Han Solo needs some ships to keep his hand warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the keyboard behind the gift that counts.
From: Hansgirl
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD scoundrel on BFD eve. Last year Han Solo had a scruffy-looking party and everyone helped snuggle the tree. Princess Leia brought tinsel and smugglers. R2D2 brought lots of fresh danishes and candy noodles. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored droids. Usually about 13 lights make any BFD tree look slimy. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly jawas and little shiny balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that Firefly is up, you know that the pretty BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too massive to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your Wookiee or hang Ewoks on your docking bay. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Frak!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the stuck-up things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice landspeeders to give your stormtroopers and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a cantina when they really wanted hyperspace. Here are some half-witted gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric nerf-herder she could use to jump her vegetables or clean the planet in the infirmary. If your Jedi Master likes to play, he could use a new set of hydrospanners. Perhaps he would fancy purple jammies for while he is flying. If you want to get Chewbacca a present, he wants pants designed by Harrison Ford. I understand that Luke Skywalker needs some cables to keep his tongue warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the emperor behind the gift that counts.
From: Nobby
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD Bethany on BFD eve. Last year Max Rebo had a slinky party and everyone helped fondle the tree. Figrin D'an brought tinsel and troopers. Sy Snoodles brought lots of fresh deep pan pizzas and candy nerf nuggets. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored Jedi. Usually about 42 lights make any BFD tree look swarthy. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly nunas and little voluptuous balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that coat hanger is up, you know that the lethargic BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too furtive to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your saber or hang flip flops on your microphone. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Bugger!"
From: JadeSabre
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD power converter on BFD eve. Last year Padmé had a gorgeous party and everyone helped fly the tree. Lumpy brought tinsel and podracers. Aayla Secura brought lots of fresh pallies and candy muja fruits. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored pictures. Usually about 1138 lights make any BFD tree look shaggy. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly Banthas and little ornate balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that palace is up, you know that the tasty BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too loud to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your blue milk or hang droids on your hydrospanner. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Blast!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the rusty things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice escape pods to give your X-wings and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a sandcrawler when they really wanted a hut. Here are some slimy gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric mudhole she could use to Force push her vegetables or clean the training remote in the Lars’ kitchen. If your Jedi Master likes to chop, he could use a new set of double-bladed lightsabers. Perhaps he would fancy a purple Jedi robe for while he is sensing. If you want to get Anakin a present, he wants a sash designed by Hayden. I understand that Obi-Wan needs some blasters to keep his lekku warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the padawan braid behind the gift that counts.
From: JediPug
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD base on BFD eve. Last year Luke had a snowy party and everyone helped run the tree. Han Solo brought tinsel and groups. Lando brought lots of fresh noodles and candy cookies. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored transports. Usually about 7 lights make any BFD tree look bright. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly credits and little great balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that trench is up, you know that the small BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too round to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your diner or hang birds on your school. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Duh!"
From: JediMelinda
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD cantina on BFD eve. Last year Luke had a charred party and everyone helped interrogate the tree. Jar Jar Binks brought tinsel and womprats. Qui-Gon Jinn brought lots of fresh Wookiee Cookies and candy Hanburgers. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored Senators. Usually about seven lights make any BFD tree look frozen. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly Ewoks and little primeval balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that mynock is up, you know that the tethered BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too feathered to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your Tosche Station or hang pod racers on your pyre. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Mynocks, Krayt Dragons and Space Slugs! Oh my!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the cramped things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice Gungans to give your stormtroopers and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a Mon Calamari when they really wanted a landspeeder. Here are some velvety gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric shuttle she could use to pummel her vegetables or clean the holocron in Leia’s detention cell. If your Jedi Master likes to cruise, he could use a new set of droids. Perhaps he would fancy a royal blue nightdress for while he is careening. If you want to get Luke a present, he wants a tunic designed by Ray Park. I understand that Admiral Ackbar needs some Eopies to keep his mechanical hand warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the handmaiden behind the gift that counts.
From: Baron Krut Box
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD lollipop on BFD eve. Last year Padmé had a damp party and everyone helped skewer the tree. Han Solo brought tinsel and crowbars. Darth Vader brought lots of fresh sheepheads and candy wampaburgers. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored inhalers. Usually about 1138 lights make any BFD tree look milky. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly balloons and little arguable balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that dictionary is up, you know that the tawdry BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too macabre to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your nebula or hang kites on your rash. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Poodoo!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the precious things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice garlics to give your zombies and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone sadism when they really wanted a ransom. Here are some compelling gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric latrine she could use to moisten her vegetables or clean the fuselage in the kitchen. If your Jedi Master likes to limp, he could use a new set of airplanes. Perhaps he would fancy a crimson kilt for while he is beating. If you want to get Jar Jar a present, he wants a jockstrap designed by Natalie Portman. I understand that Yoda needs some compulsions to keep his spleen warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the infestation behind the gift that counts.
From: Galactic Babe
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD girl on BFD eve. Last year Luke had a hairy party and everyone helped run the tree. R2D2 brought tinsel and landspeeders. Chewbacca brought lots of fresh Yoda cookies and candy blue milk. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored lightsabers. Usually about twelve lights make any BFD tree look plastic. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly plates and little shiny balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that person is up, you know that the open BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too friendly to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your X-Wing or hang boxes on your Santa hat. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Hey!"
What to Give for BFD
One of the cheesy things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice people to give your younglings and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a Wookiee when they really wanted an Ewok. Here are some royal gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric thing she could use to jump her vegetables or clean the robe in the bedroom. If your Jedi Master likes to cook, he could use a new set of parents. Perhaps he would fancy purple underwear for while he is singing. If you want to get Han Solo a present, he wants boots designed by Ewan McGregor. I understand that Yoda needs some Jedi Knights to keep his right elbow warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the table behind the gift that counts.
From: DJ Maul
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD pancake on BFD eve. Last year Jar Jar had a rotund party and everyone helped flutter the tree. Qui-Gon brought tinsel and shoes. Anakin brought lots of fresh eggs and candy bean sprouts. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored bugs. Usually about 66 lights make any BFD tree look smooth. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly leeches and little wet balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that trash is up, you know that the odiferous BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too shiny to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your bilge or hang quarters on your poodoo. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Yippie!"
From: jedi_iain
What to Give for BFD
One of the funky things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice cups to give your hippos and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone a blaster when they really wanted a guitar. Here are some intercontinental gift ideas: I bet your aunt would love a new electric tree she could use to fly her vegetables or clean the landspeeder in the meditation chamber. If your Jedi Master likes to open, he could use a new set of crackers. Perhaps he would fancy purple boots for while he is snowing. If you want to get Ki Adi Mundi a present, he wants a cloak designed by Natalie Portman. I understand that Peter Petrelli needs some buckets to keep his eyebrow warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the balloon behind the gift that counts.
From E&HF
Decorating Your BFD Tree
Many citizens of the New Republic decorate a BFD star ship on BFD eve. Last year Salacious Crumb had a weird party and everyone helped fight the tree. Anakin brought tinsel and blasters. R2 brought lots of fresh apples and candy crackers. One of the most important decorations, of course, is the string of colored shoes. Usually about 66 lights make any BFD tree look like a slimy piece of worm-ridden filth. Most civilized worlds have stores that sell round, sparkly chairs and little pretty balls to hang on a tree's branches. The hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes on the very top. Once that duck is up, you know that the ugly BFD season has truly begun. Of course, if you are too talented to have a tree for Balanced Force Day, you can decorate your speeder or hang pictures on your pod. Then the neighbors will surely say, "Oh my!"
From: MO2YP
What to Give for BFD
One of the sexy things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice thermal detonators to give your mynocks and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone an asteroid when they really wanted a basketball. Here are some slimy gift ideas. I bet your aunt would love a new electric necklace she could use to dance her vegetables or clean the Hummer in the basement. If your Jedi Master likes to climb, he could use a new set of lips. Perhaps he would fancy a purple nightgown for while he is flying. If you want to get Anakin a present, he wants a Jedi tunic designed by Kelly Ripa. I understand that Padmé needs some X-wings to keep her chest warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the hydrospanner behind the gift that counts.
From: Stooge
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One of the sexy things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice thermal detonators to give your mynocks and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone an asteroid when they really wanted a basketball. Here are some slimy gift ideas. I bet your aunt would love a new electric necklace she could use to dance her vegetables or clean the Hummer in the basement. If your Jedi Master likes to climb, he could use a new set of lips. Perhaps he would fancy a purple nightgown for while he is flying. If you want to get Anakin a present, he wants a Jedi tunic designed by Kelly Ripa. I understand that Padmé needs some X-wings to keep her chest warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the hydrospanner behind the gift that counts.
From: Stooge
One of the gaseous things about Balanced Force Day is being able to pick out nice TiVos to give your thyroids and relatives. The problem arises when you don't want to give someone earwax when they really wanted a PEZ dispenser. Here are some incandescent gift ideas:
I bet your aunt would love a new electric birdhouse she could use to consume her vegetables or clean the antenna in the hotel lobby. If your Jedi Master likes to implode, he could use a new set of adult diapers. Perhaps he would fancy puke green clip-on earrings for while he is bubbling. If you want to get Gizmo a present, he wants a backpack designed by Annie Leibovitz. I understand that the Artful Dodger needs some lily pads to keep her toenail warm. No matter what you give your friends and family for Balanced Force Day, remember it is the snowglobe behind the gift that counts.
